Here are the facts:
1.) I am not a very good cook.
2.) I am definitely not a very good baker.
3.) I accept this and want to learn anyway.
On this page you will find all of my “Cooking Adventures” beginning in 2012! It’s a bumpy ride, and I warn you, it may be scary in some places.
However, I am putting this out there not only for me, but for you. I know I’m not the only one who can’t cook out there. And for those of you in the same boat as me, we can learn together, one adventure at a time. Who knows? Maybe some of these things might turn out well.
January 6th, 2012 – How NOT to cook Pastitsio…
Janary 13th, 2012 – Cheesecake… Next Time, It’s Coming From A Box!
January 19th, 2012 – Buckwheat Pancakes…meh…
January 26th, 2012 – Homemade Pizza: One Victory for January
February 2nd, 2012 – Pineapple Upside Down Pancupcakecrumbleblah…
February 9th, 2012 – Cajun (Thai) Chicken Pasta (Soup)
February 16th, 2012 – Oven-Baked (HOLY THAT’S A LOT OF CINNAMON) Caramel French Toast
February 23rd, 2012 – Onions Are Evil and a Mango is Just Like the Human Body
March 1st, 2012 – World War I Era Desserts: A Worthy Workout
March 8th, 2012 – Malevolent Chicken Stock Creatures
March 15th, 2012 – The Hunger Games Capitol Food: The Odds Were Never in my Favor
March 22nd, 2012 – “Heads Will Roll” Cake and My Arch Kitchen Utensil Nemesis
March 29th, 2012 – The Midnight Frittata Train
April 6th, 2012 – Release the Pillsbury Dough Cans!
April 12th, 2012 – Pomegranate Molasses (My Ass-is…)
April 19th, 2012 – Frozen Banana-fanna Fo-fanna
April 26th, 2012 – Operation: Skinless Chicken
May 3rd, 2012 – Naked Lemons and Geometry
May 10th, 2012 - The Evil Cthulhu Cookie
May 17th, 2012 – “Stay Sealed, Wontons! That’s Your Purpose In Life!”
May 24th, 2012 – Breadcrumb Instinct
May 31st, 2012 – That’s The Way The Anisette Sponge Cookie Crumbles…
June 7th, 2012 – The Chicken, The Whole Chicken, And Nothing But The Chicken
June 14th, 2012 – Have A Little Bread Pudding With Your Kahlua?
June 21st, 2012 – There Be Alligators In Your Alfredo!
June 28th, 2012 – The Affair of the Garlic Cloves
July 5th, 2012 – Come Together Crumbs
July 12th, 2012 – Nan, I Kneed You!
July 19th, 2012 – Pecan Goo Pie
July 26th, 2012 – IT BURNS!
August 2nd, 2012 – The (Rather Short) Bland Adventure of the Ulcer
August 12th, 2012 – Where There’s Smoke… There’s Baklava
August 16th, 2012 – Miserable Mixxy-Matchy-Whosie-Whatsits
August 28th, 2012 – Resume the Cake Beating
September 6th, 2012 – Forget Me (Chicken) Not Pie
September 13th, 2012 – Pumpkins are a FRUIT
September 20th, 2012 – Here We Go A-Frolicking Among the Biscuits…
October 1st, 2012 – The Hot Tub of Death
October 5th, 2012 – Hoarding Apples
October 11th, 2012 – The Harbingers of Chocolate Death
October 18th, 2012 – The (Not So) Great Pumpkin Cake
October 28th, 2012 - “It’s a Twister! It’s a Twister!”
November 7th, 2012 – Who You Gonna Call?
November 8th, 2012 – I Love The Smell Of Burnt Noodle In The Morning!
November 16th, 2012 – Funky Grapes and Missing Ingredients
November 26th, 2012 – The Elusive Sparkling Cider
November 29th, 2012 – The Inflexible Pork Loin
December 11th, 2012 – The Merrily Caffeinated Writer
December 15th, 2012 – Pinstriped Puff-brellas
December 23rd, 2012 – Achieving “TARDIS Blue”