Cooking Adventures 2012

Here are the facts:

1.) I am not a very good cook.

2.) I am definitely not a very good baker.

3.) I accept this and want to learn anyway.

On this page you will find all of my “Cooking Adventures” beginning in 2012! It’s a bumpy ride, and I warn you, it may be scary in some places.

See. Scary, isn’t it?

However, I am putting this out there not only for me, but for you. I know I’m not the only one who can’t cook out there. And for those of you in the same boat as me, we can learn together, one adventure at a time. Who knows? Maybe some of these things might turn out well.

They’re so beautiful!

January 6th, 2012 – How NOT to cook Pastitsio…

Janary 13th, 2012 – Cheesecake… Next Time, It’s Coming From A Box!

January 19th, 2012 – Buckwheat Pancakes…meh…

January 26th, 2012 – Homemade Pizza: One Victory for January

February 2nd, 2012 – Pineapple Upside Down Pancupcakecrumbleblah…

February 9th, 2012 – Cajun (Thai) Chicken Pasta (Soup)

February 16th, 2012 – Oven-Baked (HOLY THAT’S A LOT OF CINNAMON) Caramel French Toast

February 23rd, 2012 – Onions Are Evil and a Mango is Just Like the Human Body

March 1st, 2012 – World War I Era Desserts: A Worthy Workout

March 8th, 2012 – Malevolent Chicken Stock Creatures

March 15th, 2012 – The Hunger Games Capitol Food: The Odds Were Never in my Favor

March 22nd, 2012 – “Heads Will Roll” Cake and My Arch Kitchen Utensil Nemesis

March 29th, 2012 – The Midnight Frittata Train

April 6th, 2012 – Release the Pillsbury Dough Cans!

April 12th, 2012 – Pomegranate Molasses (My Ass-is…)

April 19th, 2012 – Frozen Banana-fanna Fo-fanna

April 26th, 2012 – Operation: Skinless Chicken

May 3rd, 2012 – Naked Lemons and Geometry

May 10th, 2012 - The Evil Cthulhu Cookie

May 17th, 2012 – “Stay Sealed, Wontons! That’s Your Purpose In Life!”

May 24th, 2012 – Breadcrumb Instinct

May 31st, 2012 – That’s The Way The Anisette Sponge Cookie Crumbles…

June 7th, 2012 – The Chicken, The Whole Chicken, And Nothing But The Chicken

June 14th, 2012 – Have A Little Bread Pudding With Your Kahlua?

June 21st, 2012 – There Be Alligators In Your Alfredo!

June 28th, 2012 – The Affair of the Garlic Cloves

July 5th, 2012 – Come Together Crumbs

July 12th, 2012 – Nan, I Kneed You!

July 19th, 2012 – Pecan Goo Pie

July 26th, 2012 – IT BURNS!

August 2nd, 2012 – The (Rather Short) Bland Adventure of the Ulcer

August 12th, 2012 – Where There’s Smoke… There’s Baklava

August 16th, 2012 – Miserable Mixxy-Matchy-Whosie-Whatsits

August 28th, 2012 – Resume the Cake Beating

September 6th, 2012 – Forget Me (Chicken) Not Pie

September 13th, 2012 – Pumpkins are a FRUIT

September 20th, 2012 – Here We Go A-Frolicking Among the Biscuits…

October 1st, 2012 – The Hot Tub of Death

October 5th, 2012 – Hoarding Apples

October 11th, 2012 – The Harbingers of Chocolate Death

October 18th, 2012 – The (Not So) Great Pumpkin Cake

October 28th, 2012 - “It’s a Twister! It’s a Twister!”

November 7th, 2012 – Who You Gonna Call?

November 8th, 2012 – I Love The Smell Of Burnt Noodle In The Morning!

November 16th, 2012 – Funky Grapes and Missing Ingredients

November 26th, 2012 – The Elusive Sparkling Cider

November 29th, 2012 – The Inflexible Pork Loin

December 11th, 2012 – The Merrily Caffeinated Writer

December 15th, 2012 – Pinstriped Puff-brellas

December 23rd, 2012 – Achieving “TARDIS Blue”